Right Here, Right Meow

Rap Cat (below) is far too long and it's kind of retarded, but ever since Henrietta Pussycat referenced herself in "meow" first person, it has made me laugh like crazy person. This has only been exacerbated by the fact that Jerrett and I have taken to speaking on behalf of Kabuki, my 1,200 year-old cat, in a voice that is somewhere between Henreitta Pussycat, a French whore and Andrew Dice Clay. Yep, two grown men sitting around the house giving narrative commentary in a slightly falsetto voice filled with lots of meows and swearing. Highlights include: "Fuck meow" and "Fill meow's food bowl already - bitches." It's hysterical and yet humiliating. There, our dirty laundry is now on the world wide interweb (sorry Jerrett). So remember, when it comes to sordid secrets, click no further than Tingley All Over!

Love, Love

Love as delightful, I mean shameful, as Rap Cat

Love Meow, er uh, Jef